So — one of my girlfriends, Jenn, woke up this morning - as usual - and got ready to go to work - as usual. At 8:15am, she walked out her back door and proceeded to walk to her car - as usual. When she saw it - she shrieked in an unusual [...]

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Don’t know what was in the water today, but the humor was free-flowing:

(I was swamped with work, and wasn’t going to get out at lunch. Then I got an email from CG)
CG: I am leaving in a few….if things clear up, just meet us over there…wine is only $2.00 all you can [...]

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Don’t know what made me think about this. But, several years back, I read about a woman who, despite the strong warnings from her doctor, decided to go bungy-jumping 6 weeks after having had a boob job. Upon being launched by a giant rubber band, she dropped fiercely down, while the silicone implants popped [...]

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Sooooooooo.
The girls and I are out to lunch, and the conversation we’re having is random, at best - jumping from topic to topic. Out of the blue, S- announces:
S: My friend won the lottery six years ago and now has a reindeer sperm farm.
Moi (nearly spitting my food out): A what?
S: A reindeer SPERM [...]

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