A friend provided me a link to the following video. Definitely deserving of the couple of minutes it takes to view. It gives new meaning to collectively thinking outside the box, and how social communities are leaving an indelible footprint on the web.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiP79vYsfbo[/youtube]

If you feel inspired, leave a comment!

It’s the weekend. The sun is melting the little bit of snow we got overnight. And I’m stuck inside, quarantined.

With pinkeye.

I have no idea how I contracted it but, with all the “sicklys” I’ve been around this week, can’t say I’m surprised. I’m just gonna blame it on those I work with who are not germophobes, as am I. Despite the copious amounts of Purell and Lysol being liberally distributed about my office, something got past that 99.9% protection. (Kind of like the odds of a condom, huh.)

A hundred bucks later for a trip to the doctor and meds, and doctor’s orders to go home, I remain confined for the next 24 hours.

With a call to a local restaurant (who delivers), a 5-gallon bottle of water, and my uber comfortable bed, I’m set for the day. Glad I have the wide world web to entertain me!

Maybe I can discover some great new blogs.

Anyone else under the weather this weekend?

P.S. List your blog in a comment here, and I’ll buzz by to see you.

What’s wrong with some of you internet searching people? Seriously? Following is a list of actual (translates to unaltered) search terms that have landed people on this blog in the past week. (hey Mom, if you’re reading this, cycle on through to the next entry ):

• women pee standing up
• guys and dicks
• pee when its cold
• two dicks in one booty (shut my face! )
• toys grownups top 2007
• american women are bitches
• what to do when your sexually deprived
• should men pee standing up?
• 3sum
• pictures of pee standing women
• sexualy deprived older men
• adam and eve pee.
• sperm farm
• men are dicks
• guy butt cheeks pictures
• how do you pee (do you really need instructions on this?)
  
• elfen sex (Santa would be so upset)
• woman love dicks
• are men bitches?
• domesticating chipmunks (yeah, threw that one in for good measure to see if you’re still following along)
• (here’s a 2-for-1) women’s dicks having sex, and women who have dicks (women have dicks? really?)
• men and there dicks (what, are they pets?)
• i love when you pee (new Hallmark card greeting?)
• men with small dicks having sex with women (calling Danny Bonaduce)
• stuff you can do with pee (oh, that’s just disgusting!)
• how to pass out using aleve
• seat puddles
• “start the lawnmower” (okay, please tell me this is a literal reference or dance and not some slang innuendo)

Now, based on these search terms and the fact that they landed somewhere in this blog - while honored that you’re increasing my stats - is a little disconcerting. Seems pee, bitches, and dicks are fascinating to the broad audience of the world wide web.

It’s a sick, sick world out there.

Nick (scrunching his face): Shit! Drinking warm Rockstar is like drinking warm cat piss. yyukk!
Moi: Really? And how do you know what warm cat piss tastes like?
Nick: From the smell. Whatever it smells like is what it tastes like, too.
Moi (mildly amused): You don’t say.
Nick: Yeah. (pointing to his nose and winking) Smell equals taste.
Moi (snickering): Okay, if you say so.

Hey Nick, just keep these immortal words in mind when you get older…
“Tastes like chicken.”

Speaking of tastes like chicken - totally reminds me of a phone call from several years back.