After a tumultuous exchange with Nick earlier in the night, he reluctantly ended up joining his dad, Gary, and myself for New Year’s Eve in New York City at the annual Gov’t Mule NYE fest at the Beacon.
We arrived via mass transportation (translation - the bus) at the Port Authority (PA) along with several hundred other soon-to-be revelers. Surprisingly, traffic was exceptionally light (possibly everyone was using mass transportation, too?), and we made it in under an hour. Impressive!
With extra time on our hands, we decided to grab a quick bite to eat before the show (the real reason was to have something to absorb the alcohol which was about to be consumed), and ended up at a pizza joint inside the PA. Nick grabbed a couple of slices while I went for the pasta primavera. I only mention this because - for fast food coming from the PA - it was pretty damned good.
Bellies full, we started to walk over to the subway to catch the No.1 train. I figured it’d be a good idea to use the bathrooms before we left the PA, and made my way to the ladies’ room. In the bathroom, there was a small line. Looking around, I noticed there were open stalls, but nobody was going in them.
Moi: Is someone else waiting?
Lady #1: No, some stalls don’t have any toilet paper.
Moi: Oh, I see.
Next in line, I waited patiently for a stall to open up.
Moi (talking to lady in line behind me): You’d think they would’ve stocked this up good tonight.
Lady #2: Yeah, no kidding.
Ah, my turn. I walk into the stall, and with a flash of brilliance, turn back to the lady behind me.
January 3, 2008
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