March 26, 2008

A while back, Lisa blogged (at MySpace) about the new car offered by Tata Motors over in India. It was quite amusing:

Can you please get that tata out of here?

Ok, I couldn’t help it. I’ve been trying to be nice and keep my sarcasm down to a lower level. But when I read in the news about the newly developed *tata* i couldn’t pass up the opportunity.

And no, I’m not referring to MY tatas, I’m referring to the Tatas from India. Get your mind out of the fucking gutter, not the india women’s tatas either. It’s the new Tata Motors car, called the Tata Nano. Who in the hell sat at that design group’s table and came up with THAT name? Are you kidding? I mean, does that not translate over here to Little Tits?

I can visualize it now. Since the car is only selling for $2500 (i’m sure any add-ons … i.e. plastic surgery … will increase that price), the highways are going to be a congestion of little tits everywhere. And, the cars only come in the color white … so does that mean it’s a biased and racial little tit convoy? Are the police going to start using them as well and put their little red lights on top? Then it becomes little tits with bright and glowing red nipples?

I read they’re also trying to take over Land Rover and they’re gonna change the name … it’s going to be called Dick Maximus.

Welllllllllllll… Lisa, guess what!

Seems the joke’s on us. According to news reports today, Tata Motors IS in the process of buying Jaguar and Land Rover from Ford. The price? $2.3 billion.

I’m expecting them to roll out the Maximus in the very near future. Can you just imagine the hood ornament?

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