February 23, 2008
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What’s wrong with some of you internet searching people? Seriously? Following is a list of actual (translates to unaltered) search terms that have landed people on this blog in the past week. (hey Mom, if you’re reading this, cycle on through to the next entry 
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- women pee standing up
- guys and dicks
- pee when its cold
- two dicks in one booty (shut my face!
) - toys grownups top 2007
- american women are bitches
- what to do when your sexually deprived
- should men pee standing up?
- 3sum
- pictures of pee standing women
- sexualy deprived older men
- adam and eve pee.
- sperm farm
- men are dicks
- guy butt cheeks pictures
- how do you pee (do you really need instructions on this?)
- elfen sex (Santa would be so upset)
- woman love dicks
- are men bitches?
- domesticating chipmunks (yeah, threw that one in for good measure to see if you’re still following along)
- (here’s a 2-for-1) women’s dicks having sex, and women who have dicks (women have dicks? really?)
- men and there dicks (what, are they pets?)
- i love when you pee (new Hallmark card greeting?)
- men with small dicks having sex with women (calling Danny Bonaduce)
- stuff you can do with pee (oh, that’s just disgusting!)
- how to pass out using aleve
- seat puddles
- “start the lawnmower” (okay, please tell me this is a literal reference or dance and not some slang innuendo)
Now, based on these search terms and the fact that they landed somewhere in this blog - while honored that you’re increasing my stats - is a little disconcerting. Seems pee, bitches, and dicks are fascinating to the broad audience of the world wide web.
It’s a sick, sick world out there. 
~dKaye
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