February 23, 2008
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Ok. After that last bear-all post, I feel the need to lighten it back up again.
Men will say the darnedest things to try and “get the girl.” My friend over at Immoral Matriarch, Maria, posted a blog the other day highlighting some of the better pick-up messages she’s received from wannabe MySpace buddies/hookups players: Out of the Mouths of Idiots. It’s one of the funniest blogs I’ve read lately.
Here I include a couple of prime quotes …
Play WIT MY DICK NOT MY EMOTIONS(Mr. They Hate Me) writes:
“was good boo u looking real sexy neways i was wondering wat ur name was n r u single im lamar i stay in jville neways holla back let me kno sumtin ight”
You wanna know something? I can see why they hate you. Go play with your dick. And it’s ‘aiight’ not ‘ight’. Get it right.
I DO TATTOOS writes:
Subject - oh my god you got a monkey!!!
Message - yo thats hot i need to know you i want you to calll me one day so i can talk to you *10-***-**00
Not my monkey. And I wouldn’t beat yours so there’s no reason for you to want me to call you. Plus, when a man says ‘OMG’ to me he’s usually waving his hands around and wearing lip gloss.
Go check Out of the Mouths of Idiots to read the full post. It confirms that ‘two brain’ theory and will leave you scratching your head wondering who the hell their ‘Hitch‘ was. As well, Maria offers up tidbits of advice for the guys players in hopes they won’t repeat the same mistakes again.
Note to self - hide Nick’s monkey. 
~dKaye
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It never fails to amaze me, the lengths some guys will go to, to try to ’score’!
Yay me!! What’s sad about them is they’re totally serious. And I wonder what type of women respond to these types of ‘pick up lines’. I don’t get it at all.
It is funny though, *lol*.
Maria [Immoral Matriarch]’s last blog post..The Rest of ‘em.
I’m sorry. I’m laughing just remembering all of the crash and burns.
And yes, it does give pause to think about those - supposedly - unsuspecting!?! women who fall victim to these horrid examples of testosterone.
I LOVE the Buzz. Amazing group of people over there!