January 15, 2008

Under normal circumstances, I don’t post jokes as they’re probably all over the internet. However, I received the following one that demanded an encore via posting. Enjoy!! I sure did.

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on
the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my
name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.” The
trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks
on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they’ve
never spoken, the blonde says brightly, “Hi, my name is
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!” Shaking his
head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All
out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks
on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she
says “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
load! “When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races
to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the
truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and
after she lowers it, he says… “Hi, my name is Kevin. It’s
winter in Montana and I’m driving the SALT TRUCK!”

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