October 19, 2007

This is for all you ladies out there - Food for Thought. Chicken Soup for the Sex-Deprived. And although unconventional, tried and true.

What’s a girl to do in this day and age? So many men, but we can’t seem to find “the one” who sets our hearts afire and enjoy being around all of the time. Why settle for one man in your life, when you can have two!

I’ve been saying this for a long time now. Listen up: Every woman needs two men in her life:

• one who can service a booty call (an on-call booty call, no less), and
• one who’s a companion.

But don’t ever cross-pollinate the two.

You see, just because you’re compatible as friends doesn’t necessarily mean you’re going to be - or should be - compatible as lovers.

But why strive for perfection in one (impossible), when you can split it with two? You can even forego the necessity of commitment.

Think back to the 50s and 60s, and probably decades before that. Men have had mistresses for as long as we can remember - and happy marriages (on the surface, anyways).

Needless to say, in today’s society - the new millennium - women are the dominant gender (actually we have been all along but just didn’t want to hurt the mens’ feelings). And, with the new millennium comes “new thinking” - women need “Misters.” Yes, ladies -we do.

Believe it or not, the men I’ve polled agree with this theory, and are more than willing to step up to the plate in one regard or the other - but not both. “It can be done.” “Great idea!” “It takes the stress out of the relationship.”

So don’t be ashamed - open your minds ladies, step out and be proud. Find your Mister; find your companion. Frolic, love a little, laugh a lot - and live happily ever after.

You deserve it, dammit!

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