June 28, 2006

(Especially from an adult’s warped point of view!) So you want to who I am? This survey pretty well sums me up.

1. Last thing that you burned while attempting to cook.
the grill.

2. Describe yourself in 3 ” S” words:
schort-tempered, scharcastic, scharming.

3. How long does it take you to get ready for your day?
i CAN get ready in 15 minutes; the norm is 30.

4. Favorite place to blow $50.00.
so many places i could choose - marshalls - they have it all, and for up to 60% 0ff retail! who’d a thunk it?

5. How many people have you thought were “the one”?
well, that depends. “the one” to what?

6. What is something that turns you off from the opposite sex?
finding out they’re not really the opposite sex.

7.What kind of car do you drive?
a big black one, and it ain’t no car - it’s a truck.

8.What’s in your cd-player right now?
6 shiny cd’s.

9. What celebrity would you like to have coffee with?
robin williams.

10. What celebrity wouldn’t you have coffee with?
cindy sheehan.

11. What kind of toothpaste do you use?
minty-tasting white stuff.

12. What time do you go to bed?
varies on the level of insomnia.

13. Last movie you saw?
geez, so much drama around - don’t need to see movies. however, watched lost in translation last night.

14. Last TV show you watched?
letterman.

15. Who is your best friend?
jim, he’s my invisible friend.

16. Who in your family do you best get along with?
the pets.

17. Who do you have a crush on?
jim, my invisible friend. but -shhhh - he doesn’t know it, and i can’t tell him.

18. What time is it right now?
00:21 (21 minutes past midnite).

19. Are you planning a vacation / travel ?
sure am.

20. When/ where was the last time you traveled?
i traveled just this morning to my office in a neighboring town.

21. How many times have you been in love?
with what?

22. How old will you be in 10 years?
10 years older than i am now.

23. Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs?
working a sabrett’s weiner cart on the corner of 5th and broad. it’s really going to be just a ‘cover job’ while doing my daily super crusades to save the world from b-list criminal types and hideous burned-out celebrities hellbent on a comeback.

24. Sinful snacking weakness…
tortilla chips. and m&m’s. but never the 2 together.

25. Roller coaster?
sure. big roller coast - not a chance.

26. Ever run out of gas?
yes, it has happened once or twice.

27. Ever been on a train?
a ‘pseudo’ train between jersey and penn station.

28. Ever been on a blind Date?
yep. very bad things happen on blind dates! just ask bruce willis. (jk)

29. ever been to europe?
in my dreams, yes. and it was fabulous.

30. What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day?
pee standing up.

31. Would you tell anyone it was really you?
really me - what?

32. Ever been arrested?
yes - at gunpoint, too. (long story.)

33. Have a crush on anyone you work with?
no, but i’d like to crush a couple.

34. What is something you believe in?
i believe that if you sit on your ass all the time, it gets wider.

35. What is something you fear?
spiderwebs.

36. Big or small?
it’s all about girth.

37. What is the worst physical or emotional pain you have ever experienced??
it’s a deep-rooted secret that even my therapist couldn’t draw out of me.

38. What is your favorite television show?
it depends on the episode.

39. Ever photoshopped yourself, to look better in a picture?
i’m always behind the lens, not in front of it.

40. Tell us something about your childhood?
i don’t have any childhood memories prior to the age of 13.

41. What would it cost you to flash someone?
you mean what would it cost you! how much money you got?

42. Best time to catch you in a good mood?
when i’m not in a bad mood.

43. If you could be anything for one day what would it be?
a puppy - who else can get away with peeing and pooping on your rug, chewing your favorite shoes and furniture, and still be loved at the end of the day.

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