June 21, 2006

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: dKaye.
Birthday:  not sure. my family contends they found me sitting by the trashcans and took me in.
Birthplace: hospital?
Current Location: my desk.
Eye Color:  sometimes brown, and sometimes brown.
Hair Color: bottle blonde.
Height: tall.
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous.
Your Heritage: all american mutt - truly! ancestors include the majority of the kings and queens of england, norway, and western europe.
The Shoes You Wore Today: espadrilles.
Your Weakness: tall, dark-haired, dark-eyed men.
Your Fears: spiderwebs.
Your Perfect Pizza: one with no calories.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: move out of PL.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: do smilies count?
Thoughts First Waking Up: is it the weekend yet?
Your Best Physical Feature: wow - it’s sooo hard to pick just one! (jk) so, you tell me.
Your Bedtime: all the time is bedtime.
Your Most Missed Memory: all of the ones i can’t remember.
Pepsi or Coke: smirnoff ice black label
MacDonalds or Burger King: surely you jest - wendy’s of course.
Single or Group Dates: either/or.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island iced tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate is a woman’s best friend.
Cappuccino or Coffee: starbucks coffee, please.
Do you Smoke: quit cold turkey 13 years ago.
Do you Swear: **juicy fruit** yeah.
Do you Sing: all the time, whether others like it or not.
Do you Shower Daily: i bathe daily.
Have you Been in Love: this one time, at band camp (jk) i’ve been in love, and in lust, too.
Do you want to go to College: i want to teach courses in college.

More About You

Do you belive in yourself: i don’t ‘belive’ but i do ‘believe’ in myself, yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: a lot as a kid - now mostly on fishing boats when in the presence of dead fish.
Do you think you are Attractive: beauty is in the eye of the beholder and the drunk.
Are you a Health Freak: not hardly.
Do you get along with your Parents: try to.
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them - even more so when i’m not out in them.
Do you play an Instrument: i pretend to play an instrument or two.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: in the past month i’ve drunk my fair share of alcohol.
In the past month have you Smoked: can’t say that i have. oh wait - yes, forgot about that cigar last week.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: legal or illegal?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sure, in the spendid company of my son.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: heh heh - that’s funny. mall. think of the word - sounds like maul - which is what happens to you there. you get mauled.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not an entire box, no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: indeed i have, and it was very, very good.
In the past month have you been on Stage: sat on one.
In the past month have you been Dumped: i’ve been dumped on but, no, not dumped.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: heh heh - that’s funny. no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i pay for the things i want, thank you very much.
Ever been Drunk: i’ve been sh*tfaced more times than i care to recall.
Ever been called a Tease: yes, and things much worse, too.
Ever been Beaten up: physically, never - mentally, often - sometimes self-inflicted.
Ever Shoplifted: skeletons in the closet - i’ll take the 5th.
How do you want to Die: we don’t die - we transition into another dimension.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: me.
What country would you most like to Visit: any i haven’t been to before.

In a Boy/Girl

Favorite Eye Color: dark.
Favorite Hair Color: dark - or salt/pepper (yep, aging myself here).
Short or Long Hair: any or all, or none, too.
Height: taller than me.
Weight: more than me.
Best Clothing Style: whatever fits the person’s personna.
Number of Drugs I have taken: oh geez, who was counting?
Number of CDs I own: lots of them - dvd’s too.
Number of Piercings: many.
Number of Tattoos: one.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: all of them.

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